tl;dr

When I was thinking about what I wanted to write, I realized that it would be way longer than any post I'd read myself. If I need a jump, I've written too much.

Outline

1. Leading virtual fake, self-absorbed, lonely lives
2. Being led by the nose into the virtual world
3. The irony of blogging about 1 and 2 
4. Virtual hospice
5. Why I started blogging
6. Why I stopped blogging
7. Why I'm starting again
8. Why cat blogging is a bad idea
9. The Big Move

That's what I was going to write about.

Way. Too. Long.

Lunesta and beer loosen the fingers. I'm off the Lunesta. Wish I had a beer. Sober and trippin' balls.